最強中國式英語

.   1、we two who and who ?
咱倆誰跟誰阿
2、how are you?how old are you?
怎麼是你，怎麼老是你?
3、you don't bird me，I don't bird you
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
4、you have seed I will give you some color to see see，
brothers ! together up !
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上!
5、hello everybody!if you have something to say，then say!if you have nothing to say，go home!!
有事起奏，無事退朝
6、you me you me
彼此彼此
7、You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住!
8、know is know noknow is noknow
知之為知之，不知為不知…
9、WATCH SISTER
表妹
10、dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse's sons can make hole!!
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞!
11、American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12、one car come one car go ，two car pengpeng，people die
車禍現場描述
13、heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14、go past no mistake past
走過路過，不要錯過
15、小明： I am sorry!
老外： I am sorry too!
小明： I am sorry three!
老外： What are you sorry for?
小明： I am sorry five!
16、If you want money，I have no;
if you want life，I have one!
要錢沒有，要命一條
17、I call Li old big。 to year 25。
我叫李老大，今年25 。
18、you have two down son。
你有兩下子。
19、as far as you go to die
有多遠，死多遠!! ! !
20、I give you face you don't wanna face，you lose you face，I turn my face
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉
21、No three no four
不三不四
22、people mountain people sea
人山人海
23、long time no see
好久不見
24、power line
電源線
25、morning three night four
朝三暮四
26、want money no ，want life one!
要錢不給，要命一條
27、money or life?
要錢還是要命
28、wang eight eggs
王八蛋
29、ten three point
十**
30、no care three seven two ten one
不管三七二十一
31、Play a big knife before guangong
關公面前耍大刀
32、Play an ax before luban
班門弄斧
33、we are brothers，who and who ah!
咱們兄弟誰跟誰啊!
34、good dood study，day day up
好好學習，天天向上!
35、you ask me，i ask who?
你問我，我去問誰?
36、以下是最經典的一句：
I'll give you some color to see see
我要給你點顏色看看